Joke Of the Week "Mr Akpors"

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Mr Akpors - a bank manager in Warri got confused
with his calculations, so he asked his secretary - Mrs
Ekaitte to help out,
"Mrs Ekaitte, I have N200,000,000. What will you
take off to get 25%?"
(Mrs Ekaitte gasped for breath in surprise)
Then replied,
"Sir, honestly, I will take off my blouse, my skirt,
my bra even my pants!!"
Mr Akpors collapsed in coma!

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