JOKE OF THE WEEK::
"You are on patrol in the outskirts of kano when an explosion occurs in the township. On investigation
you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside
the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants - a man and
woman - are injured. You
recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Inspector, who is at present away on a Peace Making
Mission In Sudan. A passing
motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is
wanted for armed robbery.
Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a
baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent. Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and
he cannot swim. Describe in a few words what action you would take?" The officer thought for a moment,
picked up his pen, and wrote: "I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd - Na me una wan turn to mad man???"
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