JOKE OF THE WEEk

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I'm sending out this little joke to keep y'all warm, I've been down a bit but will be okay soon. I hope this joke keeps you company. #Ps have you seen the flood around lagos today God!



BBM Jokes: Mallam Musa bought a 20m Naira bullet proof Jeep,he was traveling from Abuja to Kano wen he was accosted by armed bandits,dey opened fire on his car n all d bullets bounced off. Musa Started raining abuses @ d bandits "Ubanka Shege, Dan boroba".D Armed Bandits shouted dat dey couldn't hear him. Musa rolled his glass down so dey could hear him. He was buried yesterday accordn 2 Islamic rites!!! ABOKI..

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